Avril lavigne old skater boy lyrics

He was an old man, she was old too

 Can I make it anymore obvious? 

  

 He did ice skating,she liked to play bowls

 and had a complex about his tight ice rink clothes

  

 He wanted her, he was a perv 

 there was a feeling ice skating couldnt serve

  

 But old ladys friends played bolws on the grass

 they hated his tight suit showing off his wrinkly ass

  

 He was an old skater boy, she said drop the coustume boy 

old men dont look good in tights

 she was into bowls but her heart was stole

surely her request about the lycra was right 

  

 five years from now, she sits at the home 

a nurse feeding her apple sauce

 

 she turns on tv 

 guess who she sees 

 ice skater man on euro sport TV 

  

 she calles her bolws pal, they bitch behind skaters back

she gets over excited almost has a heart attack

  

 she waits out side, "the old nursing home"

with eggs and some flour to be thrown

  

 He was an old skater boy,she said drop the costume boy

men dont look good in tights

 lycra isnt cool

he looks like a fool

 now he's on TV, but shes was right

  

 okay it was really quite mean 

 he was only fufilling his dream

  

but I'm with the old skater boy, he still wears the coustume though

yeah its embarassing

 but theres one good thing

remember hes very old

ice skating pays pretty damn well