Biggun ivor ive farted chords

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Date: Tue, 27 May 2003 14:29:40 +0300
From: "Baldwin, Andrew N" <ANBaldwin@rasgas.com.qa>
Subject: b/biggun_ivor/ive_farted.crd


I've Farted (By Ivor Biggun, 1978, from the Winkers Album)

(Spoken intro)

C                 C#            C               C
My mother had .....

F                                                    G      C
They cleared the room, they....

C                         F                   C
I've farted.......

C                   F         C                    G
I've whistled in my Y-fronts.............

C                         F                G
I've blown my bowl bugle,...........

F                 C                     G               C
I've broken wind, I've......... 

C                          F          G         C
I've been eating cabbages............

F                                 C                  G
Drinking Dandelion.........

C                          F                   G
Polluting the environment,...........

F                     G             F          C
The front of me...............

C                         F                   C
I've farted........

C                   F         C                    G
I've whistled in...........

C                             F                G
I've blown bloody.....

F                 C                     G               C
I've broken wind.........

F
Bubbles in the.............

C
Real rip..........

G
Up on one...............

F
Window..........

C
Cushion............

G                                                    C F C
Don't shake........

C                 F                                               C
A gentleman tells.............

F                                           C                   G
But I'm the.............

C                                  F                  C
I let them.......

C                                F        G               C       
And when they stink..............

 

C                              F              C
I've farted.............

C                   F         C                    G
I've whistled in my.............

C                             F                G
I've blown..............

F                 C                     G               C
I've broken wind.............

C                         F                   C
I've farted.............

C                   F         C                    G
I've whistled in my........

 

(Fart noise - Spoken ending)

G               G               G

I'm sorry lads, I'm very sorry, I'm terribly sorry
lads      

I say, have you farted? Of course I have - d'you think I always smell
like this?