Bill morrisey its dangerous out there chords

Its Dangerous Out There Chords by Bill Morrisey, 

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From: terryk@encore.com (Terence M. Kelleher)
Subject: CRD: Its Dangerous Out There - Bill Morrisey

Its Dangerous Out There
By Bill Morrisey

Am                                             Dm              Am
There are Russians int the front yard, there's Martians on the ceiling
                              Dm            Em             Am
There's a Cape buffalo on the patio and you ask me how I'm feeling
                                      Dm               Am
There's a sniper by the swingset, the highway has been mined
                          Dm              Em                Am
Then here you come with a great big smile singing, rise and shine


Chorus
Am            Em                              Am
Well, there's nothing you could say that will get me up today
Dm                         Em
Nothing you have ever said that can drive me from this bed
        Am                           Dm              Em
You can call me lazy, crazy, call me stupid, I don't care
Am      Dm                    Em            Am
I ain't gettin' up, cause its dangerous out there.

Am                                     Dm               Am
There's a hunter from New Jersey in my kitchen drinking beer
                       Dm            Em             Am
There's a Texan out my window with a chainsaw and a lear
                                        Dm                 Am
I could take a walk around the block to shake me from this slumber
                            Dm            Em             Am
But there's student drivers out today and one has got my number


Am                                      Dm                Am
There's a pounding on my front door its enough to make me scream
                                Dm             Em               Am
Why, its two girl scouts, one Jehova's Witness and a whole SWAT team
                                  Dm                 Am
So listen to me, darling.  Please heed these words I say
                           Dm               Em               Am
Its too scary here in February dear, set my snooze alarm for May
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