Enter the haggis that's what i've done lyrics

I'm away to the city

Never thought I'd have to sell the farm

It's a shame, what a pity

Now I've got a condo for a barn



Came to town on my tractor

Didn't want to leave it there to rust

Now I drive to the office

Never was the kind to take the bus



Chickens on the chesterfield

Ducks on the duvet

Henry the horse is in the hall

They say that we should make the best

Of everything that comes

So that's what I've done



Got a call from my landlord

Said that only dogs and cats could stay

He agreed to a treaty

As long as he got fresh eggs everyday



Cows are in the kitchen

And the sheep are on the shelves

Henry the horse is in the hall

They say that we should make the best

Of everything that comes

So that's what I've done



Of all the jobs moving to the city

Farming is the easiest to take

For if I were a fisherman

Surely I would have to bring a lake



Donkeys in the dining room

Pigs are by the pool

Henry the horse is in the hall

They say that we should make the best

Of everything that comes

So that's what I've done