Metallica the ballad of ?brain knight? lyrics

The Ballad Of ?Brain Knight?

 To the tune of ?lamb crops sing along? and ?the song that never ends?

 

 The militant bunkers where

 I imagine I?m in my lover?s bed

 We swam naked ? we frolicked young and free

 Glistening wet like a froggies leg on a paraplegic?s knee

 I gazed into his eyes, what do I see

 Jaundice, a disease menagerie

 But though he?s got ? a figure of an aging sloth

 His love ? pump can deliver a malicious wrath

 

 David Hasselhoff ? dressed mean, with boots to tease

 Bend over, please now punish me

 David Hasselhoff ? tuck me in bed tonight

 Appease me with your leathery face

 

 Conscripted to fort Dik

 Showering with men from 3 to 6

 We sung about ? leotards, fairies and naked gladiators

 I dreamt I was Peter Pan in a frock telling Captain Hook to suck my cock

 It looks like I see your prong

 I thought you were a ? nave bastard in a stupid talking car

 But then I saw you in a ?Baywatch? and thought you were the sexiest man by far

 

 Done run away, I beg of thee

 Ill show you Athens ? style sodomy

 We played ? grecko marines with our sted ? fast dicks

 We clubbed our pricks like homeless kids and lathered our self with garlic bread

 My heart and bowel belongs to you

 No one roots like you ? they cum too soon

 Oh how ? soldiers love being gay

 Unlike prison we don?t need soap to play

 

 David Hasselhoff ? my syphilis caused you internal rot

 Your old and crusty, you cant even please

 Fly back to Germany, how ?Bout writing a pop song or two

 Hey Davey boy, here?s a message for you ? 

 

 FUCK ? OFF ? YOU ? CUNT!!