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Gaston [Reprise] 

 

 Gaston: Richard White 

 Lefou: Jesse Corti 

   

 MAURICE: Help! Someone help me!    

 INNKEEPER : Maurice?    

 MAURICE: Please! Please! I need your help!        

 He's got her, he's got her locked in the dungeon    

 LEFOU: Who?    

 MAURICE: Belle! We must go! Not a minute to lose!    

 GASTON: Whoa! Slow down Maurice! Who's got Belle locked in        

 a dungeon?    

 MAURICE: A Beast! A horrible, monstrous Beast!    

 BEERDRINKERS:     

 BEERDRINKER ONE: Is it a big Beast?    

 MAURICE: Huge!    

 BEERDRINKER TWO: With a long, ugly snout?    

 MAURICE: Hideously ugly!    

 BEERDRINKER THREE: And sharp, cruel fangs?    

 MAURICE: Yes, yes! Will you help me?    

 GASTON: All right, old man. We'll help you out.    

 MAURICE: You will? Oh, thank you! Thank you! Thank you!        

 [Maurice is expelled]    

 INKEEPER: Crazy old Maurice!    

 BEERDRINKER ONE: He's always good for a laugh.    

 GASTON: Crazy old Maurice. Hmmmmm. Crazy old Maurice. Hmm. 

 

 GASTON 

 Lefou, I'm afraid I've been thinking. 

 

 LEFOU 

 A dangerous pastime, 

 

 GASTON 

 I know. 

 But that wacky old coot is Belle's father, 

 and his sanity's only "so-so". 

 Now the wheels in my head have been turning, 

 since I looked at that loony old man. 

 See, I promised myself I'd be married to Belle, 

 and right now I'm evolving a plan! 

 

 (to Lefou)                LEFOU 

 If I .... (whisper) ...                               

 Yes! 

 Then we'd ... (whisper) ...                       

 No! Would she? 

 ... (whisper) ... Guess!                       

 Now I get it! 

 

 BOTH 

 Let's go! 

 No one plots like Gaston, 

 Takes cheap shots like Gaston, 

 Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston. 

 

 CHORUS 

 So his marriage we soon will be celebrating! 

 My, what a guy! 

 Gaston!